09 February 2006

Mastercard ad

a haircut you should have gotten two months ago, and now your hair is nearly down to your shoulders: -12 dollars
a pack of cigarettes and gas in your tank to reach your old place for the party: 30 dollars
a gift for your friend and former roommate, the bride-to-be: 20 dollars
that feeling in your stomach when your realize that you are an idiot because: you are dateless, at a party for the girl you met your ex through, surrounded by people who work with your ex, and being served a drink by your ex's good friend as she reminds you that she knows your ex: PRICELESS
the bittersweet smile on your ex's face when she hears the story on Monday: JUSTIFIED


some things you just can't buy. for everything else, there's Mastercard.

3 Comments:

At 4:38 PM, Blogger Jami said...

Oh... yesssss!

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger lost in a daydream said...

one of my finer moments. i used to write top ten lists in high school, and might start that up again. would you like that?

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger lost in a daydream said...

i do better on my brain's chemistry than with any drug out there.

 

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